the-real-numbers:

reguess1997:

the-real-numbers:

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

Pokemon but you capture real people and make them fight other people for you

@the-real-numbers How dare you leave such delicious tea hidden in the tags?

No word on making people sleep in little balls and making them fight 1v1, but…

• Chela (Mughal Empire)
• Chikunda (Mozambique)
• Corps of Colonial Marines (British empire)
• Devshirme (Ottoman empire)
• Ghilman (Abassid/Ottoman empires)
• Helots (Greek/Spartan)
• Press Gang victims (British empire)
• Jannisaries (Ottoman empire)
• Key & Peele (USA)
• Malmuks (Abassid Empire)
• Merikins (British empire)
• Sofa (Mandinka empire, Mali)

Update: pope fight

Thanks @lilrabbitssong