dwendog:

sociallyacceptablemadness:

heyscienceteacher:

Ways to Impress a Middle Schooler

1. Type while looking at and talking to them

2. Know where elements are on the periodic table

3. Do math in your head (Bonus points if you’re not a math teacher) (Bonus points for harder math problems)

4. Blow a bubble of gum larger than a golf ball

5. Tell them to stop doing something when you aren’t actually looking at them.

6. Know things about stuff that The Youths are into, despite being approximately 1,000,000 years old.

7. Spontaneously perform the entire Fresh Prince theme and/or Wannabe