the-real-numbers:

garmbreak1:

the-real-numbers:

codegoth:

we can violate the geneva convention with just text now

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Tell us, lad

i worked at a paid parking lot and a customer insisted that charging for handicapped parking was a violation of the Geneva Conventions (it isn’t)

I got to call up my supervisor and go “Hey, I’m being accused of war crimes, what do I do?”

Remember kids, next time you’re accused of war crimes, switch things up and accuse them of peace crimes.