“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”
i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans
good post op we all had a great laugh how about next time you take every necessary precaution to avoid this kind of negligence resulting in your pets death
it was only a matter of time before someone had this genre of self-righteous meltdown, huh