I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is
3 times
people keep asking me to link the songs and the fact that y’all think these dudes have soundcloud or recording equipment or even the intent to put in any work is already giving them too much credit. this type of man specifically performs this song to you, without warning, at a small get-together with friends, maybe even in public, making sure you are absolutely cornered, when they’re day-drunk on craft beers.
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Iron in the Sand 