biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

eventually someone will hear you singing when you think you’re home alone, and you’ll just have to live with that

and it won’t even be your sibling or parent. eventually you’ll grow up & your roommate’s on-again-off-again boytoy will quietly emerge from the shared bathroom as you recline on the dining room table bellowing gangnam style & wearing a towel-cape