saddest breakfast: didn’t have time to eat before work so i made an instant oatmeal cup with hot water from the office keurig except the water that comes out of the keurig isn’t QUITE boiling so there’s still like. some bite. to the oats.
SCREAM my fucking coworker just came into my office and told me there’s donuts in the workshop i’m going to lose my mind!!! i already ate the oats!!!!!!!!
Assigned Horse At Breakfast
this is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. thank you
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