singhisstoned:

alexisthenedd:

lifentimesofgzmo:

slimdaddymbaku:

goldensweetcheeks:

slimdaddymbaku:

localstarboy:

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a brick

Suck my dick . Suck my dick . Suck my dick 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

“Aye treetop!” 😂

“On my dead egg Imma beak you in ya fucking eye” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Getting my money

WEEPING

LMFAOOOOOOSNDODNDOSNDKS

glowy–sticks:

redprincessofdawn:

selenedrakant:

redprincessofdawn:

redprincessofdawn:

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

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me: ??????

me:

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Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

Pikachu is a bad pokemon because he didn’t help sonic in sonic adventure 

chaxtic-love:

elegyofikana:

ultracrashunderride:

catsi:

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Link?

yeah it was link

freakinasheet:

Disney: We’d like to get your permission to have Bowser cameo in this scene of our new video game movie

Nintendo: Sure but only if he holds his coffee cup in this specific way, we cannot have him be out of character

Ubisoft: Yo can Luigi dab in our game

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Nintendo: Absolutely

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Me: *needs help*

My friend: hey are you doing okay

Me: *actually opens up to them because I have been working on not hiding my hurt when I am in trouble and understanding that it is okay to lean on others when they make it clear that they can handle it and that I’m not a burden to others just because my complicated feelings are a burden to me and talking about things with willing friends can help me feel better*

Things: *get better*

Me: : )

This post is my positivity only! I don’t care if it sounds fake or you can’t relate! Make your own post! Or start healing!!! Whichever!!!

makeitdewey:

we-are-rogue:

lefthandedkaos:

boxwrestlefence:

We distilled some of the wisdom from this weekend’s knife disarm class into the most internet-friendly form. Enjoy!

“It’s pain chess. So think three moves ahead and stab them in the stomach.” @we-are-rogue

“There’s no point in fighting fair – it’s a knife fight!”

796.852 Knife fighting

Source: https://ddc.typepad.com/025431/2017/08/new-numbers-for-martial-arts-topics.html