astraltailwags:

anxious-depressed-potato:

astraltailwags:

I used my mediocre sewing skills to turn an old sweater into a snood for Gaea’s frozen ears

Babushka

Do you have any beets, babushka is making borscht

cheskamouse:

official-europa:

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

theduchessunseen:

annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago #summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks #october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year #today is already yesterday #2018 #edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)

momworries:

gaycism:

Lmao I’m screaming. This will be me if I ever have grandchildren.

Lmfaooo!!

despazito:

if you’re like 13-15 please for the love of god don’t get into discourse on tumblr especially anything related to kink or fetish just go outside watch a Star War and stay in school