voidfort:

voidfort:

you ever think about how it was never stated who created coco from fosters home for imaginary friends and she was just found in a jungle and she can just create anything by laying an egg

i choose to believe she is a god

nvm so i was reading her wiki and 

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  • her body is a plane
  • she can create anything that a little girl would need to survive
  • she probably outlived her creator
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alexander:

oddballwaterfall:

emilianadarling:

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

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it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

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THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

I love little foreign confusion things like this

we’re still throwing pounds of butter in shit just using more wrappers