lovelyirony:

i saw this girl trying to fold a shirt at a store the same way the employees do for like fifteen minutes and those are the only valid customers

v1als:

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

gotham-trash:

ultralspblr:

He’s so dramatic

So extra

tenseoyong:

“im not a pedophile,im a map!”

urulokid:

id like to thank the venom fandom, the true last bastion of nsfw fanart on this hellsite. ive been here for like seven years and its just so fitting that the last explosion of horny art, the last gasp if you will, was lovingly rendered monsterfucking slime tenderly jacking off its host, tom hardy

gotham-clickbait:

Wow! Check Out These 25 Photos Of The Most Female-Presenting Bat-Nipples!

Click now before these lewd and salacious images are banned forever!

pettydavis:

being on here 5 years does not make you heauxes a tumblr ancient. im sorry but you have to have been here when ppl still said “creys” and “what is air” and you actually remember this cursed imaged

I work at Hizza Put and some guy from another state literally tried to get a delivery taken to an inmate at our local jailhouse. He kept asking if someone in break could deliver the pizza and put money on whatever inmate’s book or whatever. My shift leader took the call and was arguing with him for like five minutes that we can’t deliver to jail inmates. The dude demanded to talk to a manager, and was not happy when she said she was one. Seriously, what the hell???

gayvian:

manslaughter:

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

why does the burger king app have quests