dexflexington:

ash-ash-bo-bash:

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

onion-souls:

downtrodden-squidward:

onion-souls:

Heart skipped a beat for a moment while scrolling as a misreading conjured up a story of a water filter passing the Turing Test

i must filtre water but… humans are the biggest source of aquatic contamination… I must wipe them out

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream but AM is a Brita pitcher

yellew:

creamypop:

[x]

beyoncescock:

alexander:

when the vitamin gummies kick in

this is so stressful to watch

catchymemes:

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

tinylamp:

enoughtohold:

i guess if skype is going to offer me rpg-style dialogue tree options it’s only right that they include one that gets the player character punched in the face