crpl-pnk:

i want men to be able to emotionally connect with people they don’t plan on having sex with. i want men to stop assuming i am planning on having sex with them because i make an effort to engage with them emotionally. i want men to stop feeling personally betrayed by the fact that i engage deeply & genuinely with people regardless of whether i desire them sexually, because i value people & seek to understand & connect with them regardless of sexual attraction

the-real-numbers:

evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

the-real-numbers:

rudescience:

the-real-numbers:

ThanOS: an OS where any time you click the mouse, every file has a 50/50 chance of being deleted

I could make that into a bash script if i wasn’t a lazy ass. 

It’s like the Suicide Linux package that interprets every unknown command as “rm -rf /” but it only deletes half the files and it does that every time you want to do anything at all.

Thanos only did it once though.

I mean, so would you, probably :p

smallsoapdish:

fuckyeahrichardiii:

anais-ninja-bitch:

steverogersnotebook:

carterbaaizen:

moonbeambucky:

princesse-de-ravenclaw:

marvelous-avengers:

notimetoblog:

mdgrdians:

notimetoblog:

hedwigthelegend:

notimetoblog:

sgtbookybarnes:

notimetoblog:

Avengers: Oh no:( hope you feel better

Avengers: I want some chicken

Ok this one made me laugh

“Avengers: I am Offended”

Same

Avengers: it was probably an accident lol

Ahhhhhh this one is amazing 😂

Avengers: Fun fun

Avengers: thank you, love you too

Avengers: Haha ok also remember she slept with his dad!

Avengers: can we watch gifted tonight

avengers: bride

avengers: well, good

Avengers: ugh

Avengers: Apparently it TASTES BAD.