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*sings* itβs the moooost wonderful time of the yeeeeaaar
THE FUCKING GIF
THE FUCKING GIFFFFFFFFFFFFFπππππππππππππππππππ

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
power move
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlight
βdad did you have a flashlight?β
βnoβ
βhow did you see?β
βmoon.β
sounds like a dad to me
the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and useΒ βπβ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed


Are straight white people okay????
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2









