the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

When I die I wanna be known for the weird things I could do with my eyebrows

I have very expressive eyebrows

• I can raise and lower them independently and to a beat
• Eyebrow semaphor
• If left unattended, they will crawl up my forehead and hide in my hair

straightpeoplereceipts:

straightpeoplereceipts:

youre right. homophones are a plague upon society. fuck “retch” and “wretch” in particular

like oh okay “dual” and “duel” are two different words? sick of this shit.

the-real-numbers:

argumate:

there’s always a worse take.

Great, now I feel challenged to interpret this as uncharitably as possible.

post-woman:

grandmastattoo:

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

none binary with left titty

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

orteil42:

tumblgetsdeep:

totallyamoderator:

unmovable-javeline:

01011001 01010100 01101111 00110101 01001101 01000100 01110100 01101011 01001111 01101010 01010101 01110111 01001111 00110010 01111000 01110101 01100010 01101110 01001010 01110101 01011010 01101110 01001010 01110101 01100010 01101101 01111000 01111001 01100011 01101101 01011010 01110011 01100010 01101101 01111000 01101101 01100010 01000111 01111000 01110101 01100010 01101101 00110101 01110101 01100010 01000111 01111000 01110011 01100010 01000111 01111000 01101101 01100010 01000111 01111000 01110011 01100010 01101110 01001010 01110101 01100010 01101110 01001010 01110101 01011010 01101101 01111000 01110101 01100010 01101101 01111000 01101101 01100010 01000111 00110101 01110011 01011010 01101001 01000010 01101111 01100100 01001000 01010010 01110111 01001111 01101001 00111000 01110110 01100010 00110011 01001010 00110000 01011010 01010111 01101100 01110011 01001100 01101101 01010010 01101000 01100011 00110010 01101000 01110101 01011010 01011000 01010001 01110101 01100010 00110011 01001010 01101110 01001100 00110010 01111000 01111010 01100101 01011000 01001110 00110000 01011010 01010111 00110000 00111101 amirite?

@orteil42 They’re using your tools for evil.

i’m at a loss for words honestly

socialistexan:

ryandevon:

nuka-rockit:

elisamaza:

ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS

Yes, this is real.

Not to sound fucking alarmist, but uhhhhhh if Trump forcing immigrants to wear yellow insignias wasn’t enough of an alarm bells for you, maybe this is.

scrubsterart: