toadprince:

toadprince:

Minimum wage workers don’t deserve livable wage because they don’t do real work but my favorite yells slurs and plays video games youtuber deserves to be absurdly rich from yelling slurs and playing video games so I am going to donate to his patreon

Also I will pay a gamer girl very large amounts of money to say my name on stream

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

tariqk:

darkvioletcloud:

thefeelofavideogame:

klapollo:

klapollo:

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

kisho:

misinformation i keep seeing

– “people are muted” no nobody is muted. it’s just a glitch that affected some posts, mostly text posts. don’t send staff any messages, just edit and save those posts and they’ll fix themselves

– “tumblr is banning custom themes” no it’s not

– “tumblr is banning kin stuff” no, it bans impersonation. as in you cant pretend to be someone such as a celebrity. Same with mastadon.

– “they banned nsfw to get back into the app store” they banned nsfw cuz verizon cant sell ads next to porn, the app store debacle just made them speed up the process. this all stems back to capitalism sucks.

– “a hatsune miku kinnie made up the blocking glitch as an excuse to block all their mutuals” this is a real glitch happening right now and it either appears you cant message/send asks to your mutuals or if you go to their blog an error that looks like theyve deleted pops up (im on mobile, opening and closing the app seems to fix it).

the-transfeminine-mystique:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling

“If we end hunger, then how will we be able to threaten people with the specter of starvation?”

“If we guarantee housing, then how will we be able to exploit them under the threat of homelessness?”

the-real-numbers:

Abstract Alebra Prof: “when you mod a ring out out by the Ideal, and there’s another ideal J in R/I, we can be sure that I is a what to the pre-image of J?”

*giant steps by John Coltrane plays at 5x speed while I recall the definition of Ideal*

Abstract Algebra Prof: “Real?”

My last two brain cells (stuttering in unison): “q-quoshient groops”