RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING
Good post OP
in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website
the 20s are soon upon us
things to include
- flapper dresses
- jazz music
- sex positivity
- women’s rights
- renewal of arts & culture
- increased immigration & cultural sharing
- sequins
- eyeliner
things to leave behind
- racism & nativism
- consumerist culture
- white guys writing “the great american novel”
more things to include
- black/jewish solidarity
- short hair of all textures
- suspenders
- beaded & embroidered dresses
- subtly homoerotic advertising
- masculine women, feminine men
things to leave behind
- ineffective prohibition laws
- wealth gap
Things to leave behind
- Capitalism
this time we do it right
Welp prohibition is deff makin a come bacj
-caring for our planet and our people
me when im very good at political analysis
Michelle Obama: “I have been at every powerful table you can think of… They are not that smart”
“I have been at probably every powerful table that you can think of, I have worked at nonprofits, I have been at foundations, I have worked in corporations, served on corporate boards, I have been at G-summits, I have sat in at the U.N.: They are not that smart.”
I’ve only had one boss who was smarter than me and she was an Afro-Latina. The overwhelming mediocrity of all the white men I’ve had above me telling me what to do actually makes me itch.
Michelle Obama: “I have been at every powerful table you can think of… They are not that smart”
wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
without hrt christmas is just cismas
this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

seasons greetings
god damn it
I want this as a postcard so I can send it to all my friends and get all caps texts when they arrive











