Iron in the Sand

cupofsorrows:

dwellerinthelibrary:

From my Drafts. Dirty, dirty Opabinia.

Opabinia has been extinct for 497,000,000 slutty, slutty years.

jestermania:

Preach

transmascbastard:

Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018

So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.

jnwlyrmpj:

the-black-backed-gull:

andrewinyrd:

andrewinyrd:

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now

this right here

aseriouscomedian:

nordy-draws-stuff:

craptaztic:

riverdancekat:

iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

partyallnightosphere:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

joseph-lavode:

collapsedsquid:

(x)

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @dr-archeville

Bearistotle makes a strong counter arguement here!

That pillar really supports his position

I cannot find fault with it ❤

the-deviations:

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT

CHRONIC PAIN WAS BLOCKED BECAUSE IT SHORTENS TO CP

YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKING ALGORITHM

2dphobic:

lunamalfoy7:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

they’re not getting rid of custom themes, that “rule” has been implemented since forever and it’s never stopped anyone even the op of that post said they misread it stop panicking more than you need to please hfgngfh

that being said that fact that tumblr once expected people to use their $60 themes will always be funny