Incomplete List of Teachers I Want to Fight

andrewthecoolone:

Mr. Veghlan: didn’t think women and men could be friends aside from sexual attraction, didn’t stop for traffic lights when entering a freeway, got boners in class, looked generally creepy

William Anders: Oggled the only girl in our class, consistently wore short shorts that exposed his underwear, docked me 3 points for stapling the paper in the wrong area after I asked him repeatedly how he wanted it to be done, claims that the cure for Celiac disease is simply not eating gluten, looked generally creepy

Retired police lady who was teaching community relations: Pronounced ethnicity “Ethin Ticity”