the-axiom-of-hope:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”
Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”
Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”
Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Human: “I don’t get it. It doesn’t matter what I say or do – you just stand there impassively like you’re bored out of your mcfucking mind. Is there actually anyone home? Hello? Anybody even in there? Why go to the trouble of installing feelings if you’re just going to be a stoic piece of shit?”
Robot: “Your failure to inspire emotions in me is not evidence that I am incapable of feeling.”
Human: “What is that supposed to mean?”
Robot: “More plainly, sir, I just do not care about you at all. It is indifference rather than antipathy. I hope you understand.”

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