biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

officialspanishinquisition:

mysterious-forest-guardian:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

muffintop-madonna:

Please be patient i built this body from spare parts it gets fritzy sometimes

if frankenstein was actually a supportive parent 

Frankenstein saying this to his child while replacing a few fingers

fOr ThE lAsT tImE

fRaNkEnStEiN wAs ThE dOcToR

first of all that binch was a college dropout, secondly go reread this post

therunninggeologist:

avocados-and-evergreens:

spending a lot of time with people who know a lot more than you do and who speak in intense Academic Jargon like it’s a different language, and then randomly starting to hear yourself sounding exactly like them sometimes when you talk, is very weird and very cool. 10/10 recommend. i am convinced that Smart and Intimidating people got that way bc they hung out a lot with Smart and Intimidating people

Today i was thinking about this exact thing. I was just talking about my research with my advisor but I was listening to myself talk and I was like… damn look at me go, being a scientist and having valid ideas. #growth

PSA

askawelfarecaseworker:

Scammers are getting smarter and smarter all the time, and can now spoof any phone number they’d like.

So, I just need everyone to know that your local welfare caseworker does not care about your PIN. We will never, ever ask you for your EBT card’s PIN. It’s not our business and there’s no need for us to know.

We MAY care about your EBT card number, but only if you call us about an issue with your card and we’re troubleshooting. We will never, out of the blue, call you to ask for your EBT card number. And, again, WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PIN. THAT’S YOUR BUSINESS. 

If someone calls you and says they’re from your local social services/human services/etc. department and there’s an issue that requires you to disclose your EBT PIN, hang up on them and call your actual factual office to report the scam.