disgruntledlungfish:

Today I feel like the dad from coraline

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

tilthat:

TIL Mr. Rogers was bullied as a child for being fat. “We’re gonna get you, Fat Freddy!”, the bullies would shout. “I used to cry to myself when I was alone,” Rogers said. “And I would cry through my fingers and make up songs on the piano.”

via reddit.com

imagine bullying mr. rogers you going to hell like off jump, like you coulda did a lifetime of charity work and committed yourself as a priest and God still be like “you bullied mr. rogers” and send you to hell, and the devil shrug like “you shouldnt have bullied mr. rogers”

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

humunanunga:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

OH ITS A CHILD SAFE LOCK

meta-xylene:

exvangelical:

full offense telling children, especially children too young to understand complex issues (under ten years old), that they’re going to hell is abusive and you’re an asshole

vegannerdgirl:

marycp2011:

naamahdarling:

gothicprep:

botesregias:

kinkshamer69:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.

We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.

I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.

Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.

If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

dancingismycupoftea:

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

I’m not sorry.

I love all of these can we start using them?

flavoracle:

Marketing Ideas: Critical Fail

A couple months ago, a buddy of mine went to a local D&D event. The event was large enough that it had some corporate sponsors, including Comcast who provided internet service for the event to promote its Xfinity product.

The marketing team from Comcast decided that one of the best way to spread the word at the event was to pass out free swag in the form of some custom d20 with “Xfinity” on them.

Of course ad space is somewhat limited on a d20 (what with all those pesky numbers and such) so where to put it?

Well it wasn’t on the 20…

…it was on the opposite side.

Now to be fair, I can imagine somebody on the marketing team thought, “Hey, we’re #1! That’s the best right?”

But I just can’t help appreciating the humor of seeing “Xfinity” every time someone rolls a critical fail.