exceli:

cfsmess:

After all this years on this hellsite, I just wanted to say thank you to our only lord and savior, XKit guy, who alone did more for tumblr’s users than all of the tumblr’s staff put together. Who listened to us and our requests, and helped to patch up the huge holes in this sinking ship, without ever asking for money or fame. 

XKit guy,

Preach

dongcroncher:

spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

spongebobhappy10:

sippy-blue:

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank…

I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

This is allowed here but tiddies ain’t, got it. 

the-axiom-of-hope:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”
Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”
Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”
Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Human: “I don’t get it. It doesn’t matter what I say or do – you just stand there impassively like you’re bored out of your mcfucking mind. Is there actually anyone home? Hello? Anybody even in there? Why go to the trouble of installing feelings if you’re just going to be a stoic piece of shit?”
Robot: “Your failure to inspire emotions in me is not evidence that I am incapable of feeling.”
Human: “What is that supposed to mean?”
Robot: “More plainly, sir, I just do not care about you at all. It is indifference rather than antipathy. I hope you understand.”

boys @ me 

Flags

vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

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